Today we present Christopher Neal Kimball, fake Green Beret.
Chris was sent to us by many that have, and continue to hear him preach. He claims to have been a high speed Green Beret who fellow Green Berets die in his arms.
He was so pissed that he climbed on a Humvee and flipped God off.
You can hear him claiming to be Special Forces Qualified in this video 👉Hear his claims here.👈 Click that green text. Give it time to load.
Claiming to be SF Qualified means only one thing. You are claiming to be a Green Beret.
We were also told he had a guy video taping him during sermons for a documentary. He would ask the guy to turn off the video at certain times because he was about to talk about classified stuff he shouldn’t have on camera,
We received so many emails telling the same story from his parishioners. The multiple emails are all included in the picture section. You’ll need to click the bottom red bar to expand to see more screen shots of the emails.
What are some of Chris Kimball’s claims:
Claiming to be a Green Beret. 100% False. Never even made it to Selection much less the Q-Course.
Claiming that the military made him marry his wife for “a cover” What???? 100% False.
Claiming to have had friends die in his arms in Combat. 100% False. He was Never in Combat
Claiming Classified missions. 100% False. Never on a mission.
Claiming to have slit a throat of a “big time leader” 100% False. He was Never in Combat. Never on a mission.
Claiming he liked the rush of killing people. 100% False, at least not as a Green Beret or in the Military.
Claiming he couldn’t talk about missions. 100% False. This is funny because he says he can't talk about it, but then talks about it all the time.
Claiming bullets “whizzing by his head” 100% False, at least not as a Green Beret in combat.
Claiming to have been “stuffed in a barrel and a small women kicked his butt to get him in shape” 100% False. Not something they do in SOPC.
Claiming to have “jumped out of airplanes on secret missions” 100% False. Never deployed on secret missions much less made a combat jump.
Claiming to have traded a Top Secret mission overseas that would pay him $1000’s to train MMA. 100% False.
Claiming to have been assigned to a Psychological Operations Unit and to have conducted Operations with that unit. 100% False. Never deployed and never assigned to any such unit.
Sooo, what do we know as 100% fact.
Chris Kimball, fake Green Beret, did indeed “try” to become a GB. He enlisted under an 18X contract. Under the 18X enlistment option, recruits are guaranteed “the opportunity” to "try out" for Special Forces. It does not guarantee that the recruit will be accepted into the Special Forces program. It only guarantees that the recruit will be given the opportunity to see if he "has the stuff." Chris Kimball did NOT have the stuff.
Chris Kimball, fake Green Beret, is indeed just that, a fake Green Beret. He did none of the claims above. He was a 2 time wash out from SOPC (Special Operations Prep Course). This is a course an 18X would go through to prep you for SFAS (Special Forces Assessment and Selection) “Selection”, which is before SFQC (Special Forces Qualification Course)
We checked ATRRS (Army Training Requirements and Resources System) which goes back to 1985 and it shows him as a “L” and a “Z” for SOPC and an “N” for SFAS x2.
The L code would mean he was a recycle in the prep course the first time and thus an N “no show” for SFAS the first time. The 2nd time through SOPC, he was a Z meaning non successful completion… Ergo, the second N for SFAS as a no show.
He never even made it to Selection much less the SFQC (Special Forces Qualification Course).
Being a two time NO-GO in SOPC does NOT give one the ability to claim to be a Green Beret.
As for his claim of Fellow GBs dying in his arms… He never left the States. His former wife confirms that as do his records. He has no awards that one would get had he been deployed. His awards are what one would receive for having been active duty during that time.
It looks like Chris Kimball, fake Green Beret spent a little over a year on active duty.
Chris Kimball, fake Green Beret… You’ll now be added to Guardiansofthegreenberet.com Hall of Zeroes