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Chris Kimball, Green Beret... NOT!!

Today we present Christopher Neal Kimball, fake Green Beret.

Chris was sent to us by many that have, and continue to hear him preach. He claims to have been a high speed Green Beret who fellow Green Berets die in his arms.

He was so pissed that he climbed on a Humvee and flipped God off.

You can hear him claiming to be Special Forces Qualified in this video 👉Hear his claims here.👈 Click that green text. Give it time to load.



Claiming to be SF Qualified means only one thing. You are claiming to be a Green Beret.

We were also told he had a guy video taping him during sermons for a documentary. He would ask the guy to turn off the video at certain times because he was about to talk about classified stuff he shouldn’t have on camera,

We received so many emails telling the same story from his parishioners. The multiple emails are all included in the picture section. You’ll need to click the bottom red bar to expand to see more screen shots of the emails.

What are some of Chris Kimball’s claims:

Claiming to be a Green Beret. 100% False. Never even made it to Selection much less the Q-Course.

Claiming to have been a medic in the Military. 100% False

Claiming that the military made him marry his wife for “a cover” What???? 100% False. 

Claiming to have had friends die in his arms in Combat. 100% False. He was Never in Combat

Claiming Classified missions. 100% False. Never on a mission.

Claiming to have slit a throat of a “big time leader” 100% False. He was Never in Combat. Never on a mission.

Claiming he liked the rush of killing people. 100% False, at least not as a Green Beret or in the Military.

Claiming he couldn’t talk about missions. 100% False. This is funny because he says he can't talk about it, but then talks about it all the time.

Claiming bullets “whizzing by his head” 100% False, at least not as a Green Beret in combat.

Claiming to have been “stuffed in a barrel and a small women kicked his butt to get him in shape” 100% False. Not something they do in SOPC.

Claiming to have “jumped out of airplanes on secret missions” 100% False. Never deployed on secret missions much less made a combat jump.

Claiming to have traded a Top Secret mission overseas that would pay him $1000’s to train MMA. 100% False.

Claiming to have been assigned to a Psychological Operations Unit and to have conducted Operations with that unit. 100% False. Never deployed and never assigned to any such unit.

Sooo, what do we know as 100% fact.

Chris Kimball, fake Green Beret, did indeed “try” to become a GB. He enlisted under an 18X contract. Under the 18X enlistment option, recruits are guaranteed “the opportunity” to "try out" for Special Forces. It does not guarantee that the recruit will be accepted into the Special Forces program. It only guarantees that the recruit will be given the opportunity to see if he "has the stuff." Chris Kimball did NOT have the stuff.

Chris Kimball, fake Green Beret, is indeed just that, a fake Green Beret. He did none of the claims above. He was a 2 time wash out from SOPC (Special Operations Prep Course). This is a course an 18X would go through to prep you for SFAS (Special Forces Assessment and Selection) “Selection”, which is before SFQC (Special Forces Qualification Course)

We checked ATRRS (Army Training Requirements and Resources System) which goes back to 1985 and it shows him as a “L” and a “Z” for SOPC and an “N” for SFAS x2.

The L code would mean he was a recycle in the prep course the first time  and thus an N “no show” for SFAS the first time. The 2nd time through SOPC, he was a Z meaning non successful completion… Ergo, the second N for SFAS as a no show.

He never even made it to Selection much less the SFQC (Special Forces Qualification Course).

Being a two time NO-GO in SOPC does NOT give one the ability to claim to be a Green Beret. 

As for his claim of Fellow GBs dying in his arms… He never left the States. His former wife confirms that as do his records. He has no awards that one would get had he been deployed. His awards are what one would receive for having been active duty during that time. 

It looks like Chris Kimball, fake Green Beret spent a little over a year on active duty. 

Chris Kimball, fake Green Beret… You’ll now be added to Hall of Zeroes



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1 comments on article "Chris Kimball, Green Beret... NOT!!"


7/4/2019 9:35 PM

We spent almost 2 years under the leadership of this man. We put our complete trust in him and now here we are. We are hurt and angered by this.

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Jory Jory:

I don't know what to say. He is such a silver tongue devil. He slid into our lives and we fell for his line of BS. This was back in the late 80's/early 90's. Met him in a local biker bar, he was a musician. I said, Thank you and welcome home. I lent him $$. I introduced him to a friend and that turned into a nightmare. Boy, he's got a special place in heaven. On a nicer note, Thanks so much for this site

SuperUser Account:

No Idea. It's hard to follow up on these guys as the workload is very heavy. We expose them and move on.

william frank grist:

Great site I am glad to see it in operation. William Frank Grist SF

U.S. Naval Aircrewman (90-95):

He's also a registered sex offender....and a scum bag.

U.S. Naval Aircrewman (90-95):

I think this is well known by this point - but for added extra bonus actually is a REAL registered sex offender. This guy is a danger to the community in a multitude of ways & he shows no shame or remorse & he's also a real d-bag. He needs to get locked up.

Brian M Whitney:

Is he still getting 100% disability or was he ever? Whats the deal with this story?

Don Canaday:

Every time some faker claiming to be SF gets in trouble or acts up, it can reflect badly on us in the media. Another reason to point them out when they present themselves.


Wow! I am stupefied that a sex offender would expose himself to so much attention and expect the truth to not come out...


I refuse to believe any SF or Operator would wear that bow tie, just saying.


Usually when I see a guy with this much shite on a vest, jacket and hats he does not pass the smell test. If you screaming that loud "look at me I am a hero" you probably aren't.

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