Today we bring you Kieth “Bullgoose” Roberts. He was sent to us by a fellow Green Beret that crossed paths with him at a gas station in San Antonio. The text we received from our SF Brother is as follows:
I was filling up my gas tank and since I have the "Poser Mobile" as we like to laugh about due to my SF and 10th Group stickers on the back window; and I was wearing my GBF hat and shirt as well.
I asked him "When do you leave Group?", and he responded with "Operations Detachment 5th and 3rd Specials Forces Group Airborne." I smirked and said, "Yeah, I got that, but WHEN?" I asked him this because he was wearing a 5th group ODA t-shirt with the 4 numbers on it (I forget the 4 digit ODA it had)
He said he got out in 07. This immediately sent my poser meter to bullshit because the teams were still 3 numbers in 07 because I just left my team for SWCS during that time. He had another Fat friend bring some beer out, and that's when "Bullgoose" said, "I can get you back in if you want to. I know all of the high ranking people in command." I smiled at him and said, "No, I did enough and my body has paid the price." His fat friend stated, "He's been trying to get me in to SF for years." Since both are fat and old, there would be no chance. I told him that we had an SFA chapter here, and he said, "The one with Roy Benevidez in it." I told him, "Yes and that I look for all Green Berets to build the brotherhood." He drove off and that's when I got the pictures.
So, We try and establish contact with him. He shut his account down. That being said, we saved what public pictures he had posted before shut his account down.
You gotta love a guy that lives the lie so much that he gets an SF tattoo on his arm. He also wore 101st Airborne stuff. He was never Airborne.
Kieth “Bullgoose” Roberts, you’ll now be added to Guardians of the Green Beret Hall of Fakes, Frauds, and Phonies.